Summa lovin’ ️

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

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babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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questiun:

when ur walking around with just one shoe

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

shout out to the girls with the chubby bellies and thick thighs i havent seen yall much on my dash lately which aint cool cos yall hella cute (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧💕

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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cameltoecool:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

HOW PRECIOUS

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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