fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

shout out to the girls with the chubby bellies and thick thighs i havent seen yall much on my dash lately which aint cool cos yall hella cute (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧💕

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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cameltoecool:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

HOW PRECIOUS

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him
crassper:

Where are his parents

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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curiouslypuzzling:

Safe sax
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